Nothing like a good ole recession to nourish the soul! A day in the wood with the kids - how lovely! Before you know it, parents will be re-learning how to communicate with their kids and with reduced labour, will be rescuing them from 24/7 creches!
Nothing like a good ole recession to nourish the soul! A day in the wood with the kids - how lovely! Before you know it, parents will be re-learning how to communicate with their kids and with reduced labour, will be rescuing them from 24/7 creches!
Reduce your calorific requirement by thinking less.
Nothing will motivate the lazy / apathetic / Americanised / west-British types to embrace their culture and the Irish language.
Well, this thread asked for it.....
Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They
will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.
J B Cartland, Brighton.
Domestos is an ideal substitute for Blue Curaco, and far less pricey.
It gives any cocktail a bit of "oomph."
James Francis, East Glamorgan Hospital.
Make cheap but effective baby rattles by gluing a lollipop stick to an
empty matchbox, then filling it with ten woodlice.
Ms. G. M. Dowd, Wigan.
Cant afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film
and press them into your eyes.
D. Stokes, Middlesex.
Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to
the object you wish to view.
S Goldhanger, Fulchester.
Avoid paying tax by going to work in a politically unstable Middle
East country inhabited by religious fanatics. Ignore British
Government advice to leave when a war looks imminent, then moan a
few weeks later when bombs start going off and there aren't any
planes home.
S Goblin, Middlesex.
Don't buy expensive "ribbed" condoms, just buy an ordinary one and
slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
D Duckham, Didford.
We are "they"
Oh the nostalgia. Sitting in the car with the flask of tea, looking out at the sea and the lashing rain while the windows misted up.
Leaving a food parcel on the auntie's doodrstep every Saturday morning. She wouldn't open the door. It was never spoken about.
Ah the nostalgia...
I took the most important step in improving my standard of living and quality of life some time ago. I emigrated in 2005. My biggest regret is not doing it sooner.
Control your motoring costs.
Never put more than 10 worth of petrol in you car.
Simple really.
A demagogue is someone who will preach doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.