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    Quote Originally Posted by Casablanca View Post
    Dateline: Monday 27th August 2012

    It's raining cats & squirrels, I need the lights on in the house this morning, traffic seems terrible outside and a cardinal is mouthing about abortion on the radio. Newpaper and bread are available in the shops in exchange for euro.

    All is well with the world.

    Tetleys
    Funnily enough I tried to buy some fruit and veg in the market on Saturday; some jackbooted guard confiscated my wad of squirrels and gave me a clip around the ear. Euro next time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casablanca View Post
    It has to be said! Tis far away from loaw fat non-foam soy latte ye were reard. And all belong to ye!
    WELL I NEVER.......!!!

    You think I was raised on Irel Coffee and nescafe? The thoughts? Now get to the back of the queue, I have bought corn options and can name my price!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by statsman View Post
    Funnily enough I tried to buy some fruit and veg in the market on Saturday; some jackbooted guard confiscated my wad of squirrels and gave me a clip around the ear. Euro next time.
    This can't be true! All the jackbooted guards were supposed to be mind the marks and punts, newly printed in "the warehouse"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casablanca View Post
    Dateline: Monday 27th August 2012

    It's raining cats & squirrels, I need the lights on in the house this morning, traffic seems terrible outside and a cardinal is mouthing about abortion on the radio. Newpaper and bread are available in the shops in exchange for euro.

    All is well with the world.

    Tetleys
    Wow. Manna from heaven eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dizillusioned View Post
    I have bought corn options and can name my price!!
    You will share post-armageddon won't you? Go on, don't be a meany!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 'orebel View Post
    Wow. Manna from heaven eh?
    Mammals from Heaven actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 'orebel View Post
    Wow. Manna from heaven eh?
    Manna has been optioned, short term brokers are forecasting a distinct lack of it based on the drought conditions internationally, currently the pit in Chicago is bursting at the seams as short sellling ramps up.... God will not be pleased.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casablanca View Post
    You will share post-armageddon won't you? Go on, don't be a meany!
    You can pick the grains that fall off my table... cake anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casablanca View Post
    This can't be true! All the jackbooted guards were supposed to be mind the marks and punts, newly printed in "the warehouse"
    He was on a busman's holiday, I believe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dizillusioned View Post
    Manna has been optioned, short term brokers are forecasting a distinct lack of it based on the drought conditions internationally, currently the pit in Chicago is bursting at the seams as short sellling ramps up.... God will not be pleased.
    There was a manna panic on the basis of a rumour that god is dead.
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