Originally Posted by Casablanca

Dateline: Monday 27th August 2012

It's raining cats & squirrels, I need the lights on in the house this morning, traffic seems terrible outside and a cardinal is mouthing about abortion on the radio. Newpaper and bread are available in the shops in exchange for euro.

All is well with the world.

Tetleys

Funnily enough I tried to buy some fruit and veg in the market on Saturday; some jackbooted guard confiscated my wad of squirrels and gave me a clip around the ear. Euro next time.

Originally Posted by Casablanca

It has to be said! Tis far away from loaw fat non-foam soy latte ye were reard. And all belong to ye!

WELL I NEVER.......!!!

You think I was raised on Irel Coffee and nescafe? The thoughts? Now get to the back of the queue, I have bought corn options and can name my price!!

Originally Posted by statsman

Funnily enough I tried to buy some fruit and veg in the market on Saturday; some jackbooted guard confiscated my wad of squirrels and gave me a clip around the ear. Euro next time.

This can't be true! All the jackbooted guards were supposed to be mind the marks and punts, newly printed in "the warehouse"

Originally Posted by Casablanca

Dateline: Monday 27th August 2012

It's raining cats & squirrels, I need the lights on in the house this morning, traffic seems terrible outside and a cardinal is mouthing about abortion on the radio. Newpaper and bread are available in the shops in exchange for euro.

All is well with the world.

Tetleys

Wow. Manna from heaven eh?

Originally Posted by dizillusioned

I have bought corn options and can name my price!!

You will share post-armageddon won't you? Go on, don't be a meany!

Originally Posted by 'orebel

Wow. Manna from heaven eh?

Mammals from Heaven actually.

Originally Posted by 'orebel

Wow. Manna from heaven eh?

Manna has been optioned, short term brokers are forecasting a distinct lack of it based on the drought conditions internationally, currently the pit in Chicago is bursting at the seams as short sellling ramps up.... God will not be pleased.

Originally Posted by Casablanca

You will share post-armageddon won't you? Go on, don't be a meany!

You can pick the grains that fall off my table... cake anyone?

Originally Posted by Casablanca

This can't be true! All the jackbooted guards were supposed to be mind the marks and punts, newly printed in "the warehouse"

He was on a busman's holiday, I believe.

Originally Posted by dizillusioned

Manna has been optioned, short term brokers are forecasting a distinct lack of it based on the drought conditions internationally, currently the pit in Chicago is bursting at the seams as short sellling ramps up.... God will not be pleased.

There was a manna panic on the basis of a rumour that god is dead.