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    Quote Originally Posted by publicrealm View Post
    It's a marrka of desperation!

    Is it time for a play on Finnish squirrels -- these guys have serious form?
    Dodgy characters dem Finnish squirrels
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casablanca View Post
    Was awoken by tunder, lightening and frenzied taps at the window circa 2am this morning. The septic tank got flooded and the younger squirrels were frightened. So, I making breakfast for the gang here now. I feel the balance of power is shifting back to me and I'm in control of them again. Fruit and nuts everyone?


    Mine insisted on having a catflap (they also insist on calling it a squirrel flap) on the door and a specially adapted fridge that they can help themselves.

    Then they announced that they were coeliac and could only eat food from Superquinn - 'no foreign muck' - and have run up a huge bill on upc 'premium' channels.

    I'm at my wits end and thinking of moving into the tank.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheepy View Post
    Dodgy characters dem Finnish squirrels
    Those Canon Rangefinders were objects of desire!
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    good.
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    Has Enda saved us again?
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    How are the squirrel derivative markets reacting to this?
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    There's an ominous hush in the septic tank this morning; they appear to be digesting the news. And some particularly green acorns I slipped into last night's dinner.

    Filter cones.
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    Cruimh Cruimh is offline
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    The white grub will not be pleased statty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by publicrealm View Post
    Mine insisted on having a catflap (they also insist on calling it a squirrel flap) on the door and a specially adapted fridge that they can help themselves.

    Then they announced that they were coeliac and could only eat food from Superquinn - 'no foreign muck' - and have run up a huge bill on upc 'premium' channels.

    I'm at my wits end and thinking of moving into the tank.
    Far be it for me to advise anybody(still thinking of my Timotei disaster, cringe), but since I've asserted control, my gang have been much better behaved. Once I got rid of the GruppenSquirrelFuhrer, the others have reconciled themselves to the fact that they may not be needed for the new currency immediately. We need to play the long game and they have to be patient. Armageddon wasn't built(destroyed?) in a day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cato View Post
    How are the squirrel derivative markets reacting to this?
    Squirrels are up, voles are down and doom is stagnant. All in all, the situation in the septic tank of derivatives is fluid.
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