Enda Kenny uncovered in new painting scandal

[JohnCallaghanWill]

Enda Kenny uncovered in new painting scandal


IN A SHOCKING development, The Mayo News has learned that undercover Gardaí plan a swoop on the newspaper’s offices on The Fairgreen, Westport, in the early hours of tomorrow morning (Wednesday), April 1.
Sources close to the paper have received a tip-off that Garda forensic experts are particularly interested in the computer of a female staff member who may be the author of a sycophantic portrait of the leader of the country’s main opposition party, Fine Gael, and Taoiseach-in-waiting, Deputy Enda Kenny.

The Mayo News - Kenny uncovered in new painting scandal

[TommyO'Brien]

Is that the best April Fool's gag you can do?

[JohnCallaghanWill]

Can you beat it?

Did you like the bit about driving the six inch nails into the wall?

[goosebump]

Is that the best April Fool's gag you can do?

Its actually quite sad that someone from FG has to make up a story about a nude picture of Kenny, in that no one was actually bothered to do one in real life.

[Limerick Lad]

Its actually quite sad that someone from FG has to make up a story about a nude picture of Kenny, in that no one was actually bothered to do one in real life.

Does anyone know which other politicians were depicted in the other paintings allegedly confiscated by the Gardai or were all the paintings of Cowen?

[locke]

Does anyone know which other politicians were depicted in the other paintings allegedly confiscated by the Gardai or were all the paintings of Cowen?

There was certainly one of Michael McDowell, so it wasn't just Cowen.

[Limerick Lad]

There was certainly one of Michael McDowell, so it wasn't just Cowen.

Hopefully some gallery will be brave enough to place the whole collection on public display in the near future,

[KingKane]

Its actually quite sad that someone from FG has to make up a story about a nude picture of Kenny, in that no one was actually bothered to do one in real life.

I'm almost sure there is a rogue YFG branch that has all sort of nude images of Enda on display in their dungeon and they worship these images on alternate Thursday.

[wysiwyg]

I'm almost sure there is a rogue YFG branch that has all sort of nude images of Enda on display in their dungeon and they worship these images on alternate Thursday.

The most frightening thing about that post, is that I actually believe you