Ahern agrees €450,000 deal to publish memoirs

[Parnella]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Bertie de Perjurer and The Chamber of Lies- €450,000 deal to publish memoirs[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]I truly hope this crook is brought to justice sometime and also that nobody buys this fiction.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Amazing that someone:[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]-can clearly remember specific details of £8k in personal/political gifts[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]- can't remember details of £300k going through HIS accounts BUT[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]-can remember enough to be paid €450k[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Any other "Harry Potter" like titles for his "memoirs"?[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]

[Supermanpolitician]

Ray D'Arcy said his daughter should ghost write it as she is good at writing fiction.

[BodyofEvidence]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Bertie de Perjurer and The Chamber of Lies- €450,000 deal to publish memoirs[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]I truly hope this crook is brought to justice sometime and also that nobody buys this fiction.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Amazing that someone:[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]-can clearly remember specific details of £8k in personal/political gifts[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]- can't remember details of £300k going through HIS accounts BUT[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]-can remember enough to be paid €450k[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Any other "Harry Potter" like titles for his "memoirs"?[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]

Berti Bluffer and the half Baked Excuse?
Berti Grasper and the Deadly digout?

[Bobert]

Sweet! When's it to be published? I know so many people who want a copy.


Actually, do you have a source for this?

[Question R24U]

Why do the anti-fianna-fail-and-everything else brigade still obsess about Bertie? A simple man who made life complex.His first term was very very good, and his second was sure sh1te. He got out before his chickens came home to roost. The end. (you do know you won't be obliged to buy it - i won't but i will read the early biography of his more capable successor). Get over yourselves, losers, sorry, ahem i meant Happy Christmas.

[Parnella]

Ray D'Arcy said his daughter should ghost write it as she is good at writing fiction.

Nonsense, there are none so good as the man himself.

[kerrynorth]

Berti Bluffer and the half Baked Excuse?
Berti Grasper and the Deadly digout?

I am reliably informed the title will be 'Bertie and the enchanted (Dublin) Castle: A Fairytale'

[stanley]

Fear not lads, am sure the publisher, Random House, will have a cast-iron clawback clause in place when he invents/recollects a different story to the yarns he gave Mahon under oath and the parable nosedives.

No doubt we will have another story out in a few days that Disney want to put up 5m for the movie rights with Colin Farrell as Bertie (accent and blondes).

Which will be out first Bertie's version or Mahon's.

[zakalwe1]

page 1.

when i woz a chisler all i wanted to be was de teeshock. me memory's a bit hazy from den to now. de end!

[PhoenixIreland]

Maybe the title will be "Lies make baby Jesus cry" and it will be a full confession?