i don't think it is kinda like it, at all, at all.
i think 'tis wrong, very wrong in fact to stab your wife & merits being locked up for a long time.
anyway - i reckon there's little risk that you will ever stab your ...... ahem .... "wife".
i got to go - the wife has a nice tea ready for me.
That my opinion counts for little among your sort clearly is a plus. When Irish society has lost all semblance of decency and morality you'll reap the rewards of your waywardness. Your indulgences will weaken you and when you have nothing left we'll simply take over and make things anew, purging the land of immorality and Installing Islam as the only system of worship and authority. You cannot escape fate!
as John McEnroe used to say -
you can't be serious man
BTW - if my mate & i had undertaken ...... ahem ..... "rigorous intellectual reasoning", before making that critical decision of ours, to leave a pub,
might we not then be regarded as .... ahem .... "somewhat homophobic" ???
I stayed in a lesbian hotel once, lesbians are very helpful and cook an excellent breakfast
They can change your tyres too.