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    Once you learn to ride a bike, you NEVER forget....

    I read with disbelief this story today, it's too Brass Eye even for me:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/7095134.stm

    This man was simulating sex with a bicycle in a private, locked room - and is now on the sex offenders register!?!

    This is sexually aggravated breach of the peace? Am I missing something here?

    I know the story is quite funny, but the outcome is very serious. How can this ruling be justified?
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    I know the story is quite funny, but the outcome is very serious. How can this ruling be justified?
    Anyone who needs a shag that badly is definately dangerous!

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    This is very strange indeed, almost surreal. I have visions of bicycles mousing through the internet and screaming when they find he lives so close.

    Who exactly is he a danger to?
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    How can you say that a scumbag like this has any "rights"? He's a sick paedopervscum, and I for one slam him.

    I wouldn't expect you to understand, since you neither have children nor read the Daily Mail. At least, think of her:

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    Absolutely Brilliant!

    Thanks for posting this man, i've printed out the BBC story and its now doing the rounds of the building - I can hear roars of laughter moving around the corridor!
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    This was shocking but being shocking alone does not make it a Current Affair and there is already a thread on the story in its proper home: the Transport forum....

    http://www.politics.ie/viewtopic.php?t=28540

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen
    This was shocking but being shocking alone does not make it a Current Affair
    I think that it definitely merits a discussion about sexual mores....
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    Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.


    PS: Just got the thread title. Brilliant.

    (Though it does indeed raise questions about the limits of personal freedoms. How on earth can one commit a breach of the peace in private? Had it been a lawful entrant to the defendant's own home who caught him at it, what would the verdict have been, and why should this be any different?)
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    Nobody has asked, how is the bicycle? Typical pcness, no one cares about the victim.
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    I'm sorry, but where was there a crime committed? Its hilarious all right, but to put the man on probation? Does he have a history of this sort of thing? Did he hurt anyone? Did the cleaners complain?

    Sounds like there may be a little more to this than meets the eye?
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