The Anglican church of St Matthew's in the City Church has gone and got itself involved in another Christmas controversy again. They erected a billboard showing a shocked Virgin Mary gasping as she examines a pregnancy testing kit. It has sparked outrage in New Zealand amongst, mostly fundamentalist Catholics it must be admitted.
The vicar, Glynn Cardy, says St Matthews wanted to focus on what it was like for a real mother with a real child. The church’s website says the billboard has purposely been left blank of any text. “We hope to do so with an image and no words. We invite you to wonder what your caption might be.”
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Here is the poster
And here's my caption:
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I watched with glee, while your kings and queens, fought for ten decades for the gods they made.
One caption I read went:
"Yay! I hope it's a girl!"
Is that a catholic version of "It wasn't me, sir, it was them big kids... er, I mean small kinds...uh, I mean anyway some other kids"?
I don't recall the Pope disowning the Irish RCC as heretical anytime in the 50s. Did their wily heathen ways only become known at a later stage?
I watched with glee, while your kings and queens, fought for ten decades for the gods they made.
I am a firm believer in there "not being any such thing as a stupid question" so please don't shoot me down for this one.
I know that "according to the bible" Mary was a "Virgin" when the "Son of god" began to grow in her belly, needs no explanation, thanks, but "after" the fact, did she remain a "Virgin" for the rest of her life? or had she done her bit for the untouched vessel of divine birth brigade, and later on in life allowed to have a wee bit of "How's your father" (pardon the pun)??
"All generalizations are false, including this one." Mark Twain