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    Mad as Fish Mad as Fish is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Des Quirell View Post
    I once managed a team of uber nerds. I couldn't help notice that sometimes when a particularly attractive woman walked through the office I'd hear muted "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"

    I enquired. "That's the sound of a step motor", I was told.

    The sound of the step motor, it seems, which operates when the Star Trek character Data has an erection.

    I told you they were nerds, right?
    You mean they recognised a female?
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    Mad as Fish Mad as Fish is offline

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    BTW, when you say sex dolls are coming, what exactly do you mean by that?

    Sounds awfully messy to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irish_bob View Post
    is this where feminism has brought us ?
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    Would you stick your mickey into a computer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RasherHash View Post
    Would you stick your mickey into a computer?
    Yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by RasherHash View Post
    Would you stick your mickey into a computer?
    Never doubt the levels of eccentricity that people's sexual tastes can reach.

    I lived with a girl would had massive fantasies about being adducted by "Grey Aliens" and them doing weird surgical stuff to her. She was a relatively pious Shia Muslim who nearly always wore the hijab when out though she did go on wild sprees from time to time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RasherHash View Post
    Would you stick your mickey into a computer?
    Well it might accept your Hardware

    - but would it download your software...................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratio Et Fides View Post
    Never doubt the levels of eccentricity that people's sexual tastes can reach.

    I lived with a girl would had massive fantasies about being adducted by "Grey Aliens" and them doing weird surgical stuff to her. She was a relatively pious Shia Muslim who nearly always wore the hijab when out though she did go on wild sprees from time to time.
    admit it you are talking about yourself there right?
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    Ratio Et Fides Ratio Et Fides is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by galteeman View Post
    admit it you are talking about yourself there right?
    No. My fantasies only ever went so far as boring ones about SS Officers.
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    I'll still call it a taxi afterwards..
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