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    Mr. Bumble Mr. Bumble is offline
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    Do you write eloquent posts?

    Without mentioning any names, even if you're the most ignorant gobsh1te on P.ie (you know who you are), you probably have written better prose than this:

    "'I’ll never get over him,' she said to herself and the truth of that statement settled into her brain the way glitter settles on to a plastic landscape in a Christmas snow globe when she accepted the fact that she was trapped in bed between her half-ton boyfriend and the wall when he rolled over on to her nightgown and passed out, leaving her no way to climb out.”

    Karen Hamilton, winner of the Romance category in the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest


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    Seanie Lemass Seanie Lemass is offline
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    Cecilia Ahern has a rival
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    Mr. Bumble Mr. Bumble is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanie Lemass View Post
    Cecilia Ahern has a rival
    Nah, she stands alone in splendid isolation on the gold medal podium.
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    Usually a bit of a one liner myself, I do add a smiley face tho'!
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    Mr. Bumble Mr. Bumble is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural View Post
    Usually a bit of a one liner myself, I do add a smiley face tho'!
    I always forget to add them.
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    Rural Rural is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Bumble View Post
    I always forget to add them.
    Works a treat.
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    Pictorial answers are usually a funny and quick way to respond to something.
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    ‘The House Always Wins’, by John McGuinness and Naoise Nunn is turgid going.
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    Seanie Lemass Seanie Lemass is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural View Post
    Usually a bit of a one liner myself, I do add a smiley face tho'!


    I can't imagine you writing soft porn rural........ actually


    (Emoticons are deadly so they are
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