Without mentioning any names, even if you're the most ignorant gobsh1te on P.ie (you know who you are), you probably have written better prose than this:

"'I’ll never get over him,' she said to herself and the truth of that statement settled into her brain the way glitter settles on to a plastic landscape in a Christmas snow globe when she accepted the fact that she was trapped in bed between her half-ton boyfriend and the wall when he rolled over on to her nightgown and passed out, leaving her no way to climb out.”

Karen Hamilton, winner of the Romance category in the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest


More here http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2012win.html

Cecilia Ahern has a rival

Originally Posted by Seanie Lemass

Cecilia Ahern has a rival

Nah, she stands alone in splendid isolation on the gold medal podium.

Usually a bit of a one liner myself, I do add a smiley face tho'!

Originally Posted by Seanie Lemass

Cecilia Ahern has a rival

as does Bertie

Ahern: We were right to spend the money – and 6 other brand new Bertie-isms


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Originally Posted by Rural

Usually a bit of a one liner myself, I do add a smiley face tho'!

I always forget to add them.

Originally Posted by Mr. Bumble

I always forget to add them.

Works a treat.

Pictorial answers are usually a funny and quick way to respond to something.

‘The House Always Wins’, by John McGuinness and Naoise Nunn is turgid going.

Originally Posted by Rural

Usually a bit of a one liner myself, I do add a smiley face tho'!

I can't imagine you writing soft porn rural........ actually


(Emoticons are deadly so they are