Ha ha, that's a whole thread on its own....how to suggest a female is below your standards without saying it..I heard that one as "It was liking throwing sausages up O'Connell street!"
If I had a garden full of mickey's I wouldn't let her look over the wall.
If she fell into a barrel of mickey's she'd come out sucking her thumb.
I know, I know, crude and derogatory but funny nonetheless just in their own right.
We are "they"
Mickey Dodger,
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As a child if my face was dirty I was often referred to as looking like a sick black.
"As tight as a Jew", as my mother referred to me.
Just 1 gramme of cocaine destroys 4m2 of tropical jungle. Give it up ya selfish b'stards.