Garland? Green? Printing dodgy money? Extradition? Can't be, can it?

I used to work in fraud, and I remember reading about a case where someone had convinced a loan manager to grant them a rather large loan. As collateral, he provided a scanned picture of a million dollar note. It was a photoshopped one dollar bill. The crazy thing is it worked, he got his loan and fecked off. Never underestimate people's stupidity.

Why dont we print serial numbers from say some crap country like Greece or France, then the EU will never know. Pay off every loan in the country and play it all innocent to the ECB

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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Hon. Edmund Burke MP

wonderful

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How many banks do we own today?

Sounds better than any plan I've heard from our great government recently.

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Could be. But it's not. For the record

And when anyone questions how Ireland got the money we can Do a Bertie and say

"We won it on the horses guv, honestly. You can ask me Bookie at Paddy Power"

It would lead to hyperinflation meaning our money would become worthless.

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That is a fine post. The moonie boys have the plates for long enough

This is great, I laughed. It could work. We'd have all the secuity watermarks, smells, silver strips and codes from scooby doo on it and no-one would believe the greeks didn't do it, as they are considered bogey anyway.